Friday, March 31, 2006

30 things girls should know about guys....

*1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

*2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

*3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

*4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

*5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

*6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.

*7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

*8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.

*9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

*10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

*11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.

*12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.

*13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

*14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees,B5, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

*15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

*16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

*17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

*18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

*19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.

* 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.


*21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

*22. Pamela Anderson's breasts aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

*23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

*24. PMS is not an excuse.

*25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.


*26 Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

*27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.

*28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

*29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.


*30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are
anyway.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

What's wrong....

Something wrong with me.... or is it something wrong with my car... it kept skidding... New tyres... this shouldn't be happening.... Maybe its time to send it for servicing... or is it time to re-evaluate my driving techniques? *ponder ponder*

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Lionel's Birthday

Celebrated Lionel's birthday today at Kenny Roger's.... Happy Birthday bro~!
The Birthday Boy obviously isn't too happy with the small piece of chicken he's getting....hahaha...
Cindiie and Shirlene are much happier and you can see why.... hehe...
Now you see it. Now you don't! Poor chicken.... Give it a break Shirlene~!
Those who were there...
*laalaa*


Monday, March 20, 2006

East Side Rider Down~!

Fellow bro from the East Side Riders club had an accident... Tank Slap.... In A&E but still fine... But the bike is quite bad... I guess bike doesn't matter... as long as he is okie can already.... Get well soon Bro Eric~!
The crash bar is completely gone....
Windshield....need no further explanation... Luckily its mostly cosmetic damage.... if kena the engine... definitely won't be cheap....

Writing for 190306

Nothing particularly interesting. Work in the morning as usual. Met up with Din and Martin at Starbucks. Slack around for a while and drove to east coast to eat dinner. It's been a long, long time since I went there to eat. It's a huge place but its still jam packed with lots of people! Reach the carpark, gotta wait for parking lot.... park already, go inside, gotta wait for table.... kaoz... But I guess the wait is worthwhile. Had lots of food to eat that night... and I really mean ALOT! Okie lah... maybe for other people, its not too much. But for Martin, Din, Jas and me.... its kinda alot.... and we ordered 2 rounds...or was it 3? Don't know lah... all I know is that at the end of the whole thing, I'm so full that I can't move....hahaha...
Don't wanna hog the seats after we're done with the food, so decided to go to the Beancurd stall at Selegie to have some desserts... A lot of people told me that the Dou Hua shop in Geylang has the nicest Dou Hua, but I seriously don't think so leh... I still think that the Selegie one is better... smoother, nicer... Only bad thing is that they don't sell you tiao... whatever..... got what eat what lor...
Looking forward to the next one soon... =P

.................

Exam coming.... really coming.... Don't have much time left and yet I am not studying hard enough... Life is messed up. No priorities....crap...
Buck up Alvin! You didn't spent so much effort to get Study Leave and give up your good paying job for nothing!!!
I miss my uniform....
I miss my boots....
I miss my weapon...
I miss my work....

Give me my M203! Give me my FBO. Give me my Command Team. Lock and loaded. Ready to kill... RUN.... and you will die tired...

Keep those aside... now get back to the present.... pick up the lecture notes... and mug like there's no tomorrow... Do or die.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

ME

My Career, my goal.
My Wife, my life.
My Bike, my passion.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Why study???

The more you study, the more you know
The more you know, the more you learn
the more you learn, the more you forget
the more you forget, the less you know
the less you know, the less you learn
SO...... WHY STUDY?

Monday, March 06, 2006

Sociology...

My Sociology Mock Exam is screwed up today. Didn't managed to fill up 5 pages which means that my script will end up in the dustbin...sighz...
Maths 1 Mock tomorrow.... Will be another goner I guess...

Saturday, March 04, 2006

IBM Mock Exam and Andrew's Birthday...

Went for the IBM Mock Exam today. Seriously, I never really prepared for it. Althought I tried, most of the time I am just flipping through the mindmaps and notes, reading a few lines here and there, remembering nothing at all after each session... But nonetheless, since I've already paid so much money for everything, might as well go for the mock exam. 3 years plus never take exam already, so I guess its time for me to get warmed up a bit. The paper isn't too tough, neither was it easy... maybe that's because I don't know what's happening, that's why I can't say if its tough or easy. But well, I managed to do 3 questions out of the required 4. And I am pretty sure that I am not going to score well cuz I bullshit my way through the 3 questions, quoting no examples from theorists or anyone else... its just me and my bullshit... we'll see how it goes.... Sociology mock on Monday... this one also sure gone case... but still must try... haha...

After the exam, rush straight down to New Asia Bar at Swissotel to celebrate Andrew's 25th Birthday... Yes he is 25 years old! A quarter of a century old~! hahaha... okie my turn will come pretty soon but for now, I shall just laugh at him first.... Oh yar, while parking my car, I realised that one of my headlight is not working!! Damn... gotta spend money again...

As usual, Andrew and the rest were late... luckily they were not too far off the original timing. New Asia Bar was damn crowded and it was like only 6.30pm... But we still managed to find a place to sit after sometime. Its nice chilling out with all of them after so long. Drank quite a bit tonight.... not me of course, because I am driving. I am an obedient citizen okie =P Everyone was very happy and chatting non-stop. The scenery was nice and the atmosphere was great. Perfect for a night out with buddies, but it would be too noisy for couples I guess. Dance a bit at the later part of the night and we were all shagged out by 12.30am.... It was really enjoyable and once again, Happy Birthday Andrew!!!
Andrew receiving a gift from Camella and Chin Lee... I don't need to give present one lah... everytime give you so much of my time, more than enough... its worthless!! =P
Andrew and Audrey, showing of the present. A nice tie~!
Nice night view... Not exactly clear, but you get what I mean.... =)